Sunday, October 30, 2005
OMG OMG!!I did the CRAZIEST thing i ever did!!
The Record is shared....
That is...chat with Liyana<*chocolate best friend for 13 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know how many '!'/exclamation marks can express how excited i am..LOL!!
I saw her online this morning at 11am...so i chatted with her.
When i looked at the clock again...it was already 4pm..
we chatted 5hours already...and i thought that THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!
Longest I did before was 3hrs non-stop
But this was 5hours non-stop :D
Chat with her till abt 5.20 when i had to go out with my family so that my mom could get some clothes for her trip to Detroit...cause if she was to go...it would be a 'tomorrow go' decision...so she has no time to shop.Then we went to eat dinner.
I left my computer on and was online throughout...i didn't close the chat page with her either :DDD
Then i came home at around 8pm,
And continued chatting with her.
We chat till 12am the next day :D
Then i greeted her "Good Morning!" and she did the same.
then she felt tired at 12:08am...so i told her to slp...and end our record = (
it was already 13 hours!!
We more than doubled 5hours together!!
*YAY*
Anyway..im very happy and excited!!!
Love all my chat partners :D
especially Liyana and Russell3**....note the L/R :O
You peeps make my life more funny thru talking crap...and i thank both of you for it!
Lastly, I've gotta thank God for my Mouth(i thank my mouth too) and my fingers(i thank my fingers too).
Without my Mouth, 'I' would never be complete and be able to talk (crap) .
Without my fingers, 'I' would never be complete and be able to type and wiggle those transmitter sticks(heli flying =)
I <3 you people!
(NOTES)
* : the sign '<' refers to my chocolate best friend.
** : the sign '3' refers to russell.
Put them together and VIOLA...you get <3
Hmm...im still wondering whether should i intro them together...maybe i should :D
Goodnight!/Good Morning! =DD
Cheers
helirulz
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Saw this on RunRyder.comincredibly funny!! LOLOL
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First Halloween Joke of the Month
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that thevery handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him whyhe is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don'twant to offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I amand have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see andhear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say orask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single
and#2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."The nun fulfils the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make ahooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driverstarts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm marriedand I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to aHalloween party."
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LOL..very funny right?
helirulz
Friday, October 28, 2005
He got the purple form...Olrick got back his report book today...and he is promoted to S3 EXPRESS!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was saying he got 47/100 for his overall average but wth...HE MADE IT!!
LOL...there's a sense of 'yayness' within me...im happy for him!
All of our prayers have reached you!!...so make sure you be a good boy in your first day at church this Sunday ;)
Ugghh...just dont remind me of that poser...im fine if you're going with Lii to her church.
But...you're going to City Harvest with yongxun??!!
OMG...im bloody angry with that.
And didn't i tell you...CH is all the way is Jurong West??
If you're going there on your own....its gonna be a sreious PITA.
Good luck..and God Bless!
i was supposed to go Macritchie to run 10KM with all the 'B' boys.
10KM run is seriously NO JOKE...and i'll probably walk the entire route.
And this morning when WanXin was asking those who were not going, to raise their hands..I did.
And Wilfred kept saying 'buay paiseh ah?'...and im like WTF.
Instead of running, i played bball with my friends.
First, i played 1-on-1 with flat top...
guess what??? I WON!! YATA! YATA!!! =D
Final score was 7 to 4
Then we played group match...olrick and i vs. flat top and long johns
We lost *sigh*...but it doesn't matter...ITS JUST A GAME!
Err..and there was one part when i was sorta like commentating(is there such a word?)
I was ready to suan olrick when he shot the ball...
"With a shot like that...its...(ball rolls into net)
LOL =)
Then when the ball got out of bounds, i wanted to take resposibility but flat top didn't allow me too...claiming that he smacked the ball out.
So i said....
"actually, i seriously think that the ball is yours cos i smacked it out.But if you want me to have it...I'll just say...(i passed the ball to olrick to shoot...but he AIRBALLS -__-" )...F**k YOU!! "
And we all cracked up.LOL
Alrick Oh is now known as Olrick Ah cos Sark Moh came up with this retarded idea of replacing the swapping the first letters of the name and surname.
Im officially now known a Keremy Juek..wtf...sounds retarded..but its FUNKAE!!
Maybe u could call me Lussell Ree.LOL =D
Ah...the end :)
helirulz
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Family problems again...My brother came home at 7.10pm today...and got my mom quite fed up.
And she's screaming at my bro..but he wants to have his 'freedom' and all that BS.
That got my bro pissed too...so he used the com and played Linkin Park REAL LOUD...i was beside him but i didn't care...i love andrenaline :)
Then my dad walks past...and adjusts the volume to make it softer.
Then my bro gets up and goes into the shower.
And i told my dad..."what the hell did u do that for??u know for sure you're gonna piss him real bad!so why did u do it??!!"
And his reply was "ITS LOUD WAD??I CANT MAKE IT SOFTER IS IT?"
my reply: "SO ??U ALREADY PISSED HIM!"
Dad: "ITS ONLY A SMALL PROBLEM WAD??"
Me:"IF ITS A SMALL PROBLEM, JUST GET LOST AND DONT DO A THING....OR U COULD ALWAYS SHUT THE DOOR AND STAY OUTSIDE!"
sigh...mood swings...WTF.
i WAS happy...but now im PISSED!!!!!!!
helirulz
HELLO PEOPLE!!
guess what i did today...
Well...nothing much...just got back by report book today and my overall average was 64.3% =)
Yay...i can go double pure(physics and chemistry)...if only i did better for my other subjects...maybe i could get into triple =(
But DOH...i'll need to get an average of 70+% to do that....but wth, i got A2 for my science overall =DD
Oh ya...before tt, everyone was in the hall...lsitening to HolyMan sing 'I dream'...and some other ppl playing the piano...and also a grp singing a christian song...forgot what's the name -_-"
Then after that... i saw Justin Mark and Hui Xiang...they told me they were gonna play ball at Bishan CC...
I wanted to go home then go to SRJC to find Landon and flat top....but wth..bishan is always nearer :)
So first..we went to Justin's house to get his ball.
Hui Xiang wanted to change into his PE shorts but justin didn't let him into the house.
So he changed outside =)
He placed his bag on the ledge that's 16 storeys high...a very big risk if u ask me...
Then he started stripping...then suddenly he saw the lift door opening!!
LOL...he quickly ran down the staircase in his underwear O.o
Then the man that came out of the lift saw the bag sitting on the ledge...so he walked down the staircase...and i smiled at him :)
Luckily Hui Xiang was at the staircase BELOW me....so he wasn't seen half-naked =D
Then we walked to Bishan CC.
I havent been playing ball seriously the past 5 days...obviously i had lost all of my skills =(
So i had to re-learn everything...
The pst few days when i tried to play...i kept airballing...BS..and playing ball was no fun then...
But today..after playing ABC...i got back my shooting skills!! =DDD
It took only one round.
Then I saw a 2 guys and a girl trying to climb the top of the grille of Bishan CC to get to the court...
I was like...wth..we're gonna play 3-on-3 next
Budden ...suddenly...a guy was calling out 'WEIMING!!"
haha...apparently one of the guys was LANDON'S BROTHER!!!!!!
His name is Lester...and the girl's name was Lynnete i think...supposedly Lester's GF(landon told me)
wtf..what a small world =)
Haha...and Lester thinks that im a PLK player....when im not!(well...not yet :)
And crap...i was playing shooting guard...so obviously im the one shooting.
Not till Lynette realised tt and kept pestering me..chasing my back...
And she can launch 3-pointers with a 'no-style' shot and get the ball in. -_____-"""
And so...now her attention was on me..running after me wherever i go...
That time...i was feeling real good cos i got back my shooting skills...so i had alot of energy...mental energy...not physical cos i skipped my lunch.
SOoo...since she was running after me...i'll keep her running =DD
So i started running in circles and she chased me around.
Hui Xiang had a good shooting day...so i passed most of the balls to him.
And i kept saying...'if u miss, you are dick.' LOL
Lynette's hands are QUICK...
DAMN...she's real enthu and kept trying to steal the ball from me...not to mention those scratches and hard bumps on my stomach...OUCH!!
We played..but lost lah.
3-sec4's vs. 3-sec2's....obviously the winner is them lah -__-"
Haha...then when they left...Lester piggybacked Lynette back. LOL
Just then...almost the WHOLE MSHS BBALL GANG CAME!! =DDD
There was Gilcrist,Ian Lim,Long-ge, chong you,chua teng, WanXin, a green shirt guy, and ALOT MORE LAH!!
I cant remember all of them... -__-"
There was this girl sitting there for abt 30 mins ....i didn't know that she was waiting for all of them...
And the guys are all warcraft addicts....and they starting calling her 'Crystal Maiden'
And when she shot the ball....'freezing field'
totally retarded.
Haha...i burned 'crystal maiden' once...and shot got a lil' pissed..lols
Played with them for abt 1.5 hours and by then...it was 5.20pm already.
Played from 1 to 5.20pm.
WOW...that's 4h 20 mins of trg for me =)...and not to mention, i forgot my lunch -__-"
Hope i can sleep well tonight...after all its the 2nd last day of sch today...tomorrow's the last.
Oh ya...Tess took my proper name tag(2004 edition)..ugghh...i thought she just wanted to see it but she took it and nv return it...maybe i forgot to ask it back.
And now i only have my limited edition one...the one with the words in blue.
If the DM or any strict teacher sees this...i know for sure...MY ASS IS BUSTED.
So i had to borrows Russell's name tag the past 2 days...and now people are calling me Russell.LOL
Its a nice name anyway...DEFINATELY better than jeremy.
Russell Lee Jia Hao vs. Kuek Wei Ming Jeremy.......ugh...i wanna change my name!!!
However...even if i make a name tag now...it will be the 2005 edition type...not as nice as the one that i PREVIOUSLY had : (
I dont think im gonna return Russell's name tag...after all...I LIKE VARIETY =D
I havta get mine back somehow...
helirulz
Friday, October 21, 2005
Finally after 3 strangely long days and 2 sleepless nights...it has all come to an end.The camp is OVER.Ahh..i got so much to talk about :D
Day1:
Were were supposed to go to Pulau Ubin to hike.DAMN...we hiked from 9am till 3pm..and we hiked a crazily long 10km plus/minus. We took a bumboat there and the exhaust from those boats are friggin stinky...diesel i think.My helis definately smell MUCH better ;)
Oh..and for that day...we were not on the mainland so we had to have food rationing...WTF.
The food rations are meant to be shared among 4 ppl and they included 1 loaf of cheapo bread, 1 can of baked beans in tomato sauce(yuck),1 can of sardines in tomato sauce(yuck),canned curry tuna(ok lah),1 packet oif soya milk..but THANK GOD for the canned sausages.
That was the only one that i liked...so much till i was the one carrying it in my pocket throughout the hike :DD
The sausages meant soo much to me.
Night1:
Dinner was catered food...buffet style. I hate those bloody student leaders!!!
What's the point of trying to get us all quiet before we can get our food?And what's up with getting someone to pray and 'bless' our food.It's a total waste of time knowing that majority of the ppl are Non-Catholics.
OH...and what happens when there's no one willing to pray for you dumbasses??(see bottom part)
Ah..then we went to bring our sleeping stuff to the hall at 8 plus which is freaking early.
And they shut the doors...trying to suffocate us by turning off the fan.They only turn it on when we are quiet but the turn it off when we're noisy(cant be helped most of the times) then the camp leader(i think his name is Evan?) tells us 'priviledges can be taken away'
We were allowed to roam the hall before the lights went out...IF we were not noisy. We were playing 'true or dare'. LOL...it was fun...i learnt many new things abt my friends knowing tt it is only a few more days before i'll not see them as my classmates again.
Slept quite ok that night. I slept at 12am but woke up at 12.20am when Russell went to squirt water on my hair trying to find out if i was asleep. Most ppl were awake...esp. those around me. So i decided to TC with Russell, Julian,and Benjamin. The crazy camp leader told us to shut up once again so we went to sleep. I then slept from 1am till 3am. I woke up at 3 cos i was feeling
cold so i used my jacket to cover my body(i was using my sleeping bag as my pillow;) LOLOL)
I slept till abt 4.30am...i wanted to go to the toilet so i went with Julian cos he was awake too.
Went back to sleep and woke up at 5.30am. Stoned till 6am when we were suposed to be awake.
Day2:Woke up...went to change into track pants cos we were having rock-climbing and abseiling. Assembled back into the hall and we were dispatched class by class to the Grand Stand followed by the primary sch canteen.
Wasted alot of time getting our food class by class..and we were NOT supposed to touch our fod till the morning prayers were said..Bullshit!
The food was soggy fried beehoon and the portions were very little.
The food was all gone by the time i was ready to have my 2nd serving.
Our class went rock-climbing and abseiling first. OMG..both of them were REAL SCARY!!
The guy from ODAC club was real ballsy when he demo(ed) the abseiling.
Damn..looking at his body go parallel to the ground standing off the building, hanging with a rope, then walking and hopping down the wall. He got down 4-storeys in a matter of abt 7 seconds which is real fast.But then again...this guy is experienced.
Everyone who did the abseiling did it WIERDLY(or maybe wrongly). The ballsy guy was kicking his body away from the wall so as to swing back to the wall for another kick.Most ppl just held on to the rope only. I tried it too and it was real scary.I did it wrongly too as described.
Then came the rock-climbing.
Another guy demo(ed) for us and he climbed all the way to the top(4th storey). Coming down was most scary...NEVER LOOK ON THE GROUND.
Climbing was difficult...cos some of the rocks didnt have a good grip.
I tried to jump and grab them a few times but it only resulted in me parting with the wall and fallind 30cm. I only climbed till the 3rd storey cos the was no grip and my fingers were painful. To come down..u were suposed to sorta like abseil down. The belayer will let go in short bursts.DAMN...the feeling of falling without safety devices is scary...i could feel weightlessness for a few times.
When i reached down...my fingers were shaking...and i couldn't even scratch my arse.
We then had our lunch. I-Zack rocks man!! The f**ked up IC saw him talking and shouted over from a distance to get out of the canteen.
Then I-Zack talked back..." Got talk ah?"
that got the IC real pissed and so he tried to act big and pick up a fight by slamming the table and shaking his chest VIOLENTLY..worst than any girl I've ever met ;)
Then we did star orienteering.Its like a treasure hunt but the 'treasure' is a sentence and you have to remember it and tell it to the ICs before you proceed to the next 'treasure'.
There were a total of 14 treasures. Some groups found all of them...we only found 4 and unsurprisingly we were the lousiest group.LOL -____-"
Ah..after that, we went to shower. I didn't want to wait 30 mins just to shower so i joined my classmates in the level5 toilet in their mass-orgy-bathing(or so it is called). BOY...it was FUN playing with water. We locked the door so the others outside didn'tknow what we were doing...not until the IC came and asked us to open the door. Obviously we were all screwed (:
All of us were wearing our underwearbathing except for Ken Chew....now i know what a circumcised dick actually looks like.Man...that scared me like hell.
Then we went to the hall to gather to be dispatched to the pri sch canteen.
Suhadra was called to stand twice cos he was talking to his friends. The 2nd time...he was real f**ked up and so he tried to pick up a fight with the baldie IC(botak) that called him out.As expected...all the vulgar words came out and he got everyones' attention. Then yongxun asked his friends not to look cos this was not uncommon though it was a nice scene.
Then everyone went to the pri sch canteen to have their dinner. Was only arnd 7.30pm did we manage to eat becos of the lack of volunteers to pray.
OH YA..and while waiting to collect our food. One of the ICs called out to another IC by using the 'kissing' method which produces the kissing sound. So happened i also used the same method to call out to Russell to come and sit in front of me.
The F**king IC got pissed with me and asked me...
"WHY DID U HAVE TO MIMIC ME??AND I WAS CALLING OUT TO MY FRIEND..WHY DO U NEED TO CALL ME(he thought i was calling out to him)? WHO DO U THINK YOU'RE CALLING??YOUR GRANDFATHER AH??
Then i replied calmly" im calling out to my friend..not you. Not to mention...my grandfather is already dead. And are you indirectly trying to call me a poser???'
He tried to pick up a fight with me...budden the guy he tried to call out to came and stopped him. The guy also asked me to stand by the vending machine.
So i got up and tried to act big. LOL:D
I laugh and pointed into that IC's face(the one that scolded me) and walked towards the vending machine walking like ian boon. It was sorta like limping with the head bobbing up and down.
Night2:
The teachers talked to us during the night till 10pm. Obviously it was boring and i was getting sleep cos of the boring talk and cos i didn't really sleep well the night before.
We brought our things to the hall and i slept VERY WELL from 12am straight to 4.30am. "WHOA!?i slept so well?' i thought.
Then i wanted to go to the toilet. So i ballsily walked on my own to the toilet. The light was off and there was no one one the path to the toilet.
I saw that the light switch was already in the 'on' position but the lights were still off.
So i walked back cos i was too scared to go on my own. THANK GOD...Haoxing was awake...and so i asked him to accompany me to the toilet.(ok..that IS gay :\ ) We took a torch light and walked into the toilet...just then the lights turned on which freaked us out.
NOW i know that there is a sensor...the lights go out if there is no thermal movement for a while.
I went back to sleep and woke up at 6am when the hall lights were on and the ICs were shouting "wake up!"
Day3/today:
woke up...went to brush my teeth and went back to the hall to assemble.
We were dispatched to pri sch canteen to eat.
There was Nasi Lemak, suasages, srcambled eggs and ikan bilis.
There was again a lack of volunteers to pray.
Then we went to MacRitchie reservoir to walk/jog the 4.8km route. Russell and i walked together all the way and the ICs behind kept pestering us to run...but we didnt :)
Went back to school to pack up...clean up the classroom and went to the sports hall to collect our camp t-shirt :D
I took the last 'L' sized shirt.
Then before i walked away from the hall, i tried to gay haoxing saying'thanks for accompanying me to the toilet last night."
Then haoxing was like "F**k you, dont try to make others get the wrond idea."
Then i went to play abit of bball...yea...after 5 days of not playing..i am totally lost. I cant rmb how i shot and it felt weird whenever i tried to take a shot.
Then i took a taxi home.
BYEBYE camp........
PS: It took me 2 hours 10 minutes to rmb and write this post *sigh*
helirulz
Friday, October 14, 2005
I went searching around Lii's blog for clues and this was what i found."TSK. I think i should be the one asking you whats YOUR problem pls. I give you no mood? You allow yourself to be treated that way. Then maybe you should blame yourself. I did reply. But I didn't give. If you want to be sure, go ahead. Ask arnd. Pls. I didn't even start this thing. And you go arnd telling everyone its me. NO. We were just fooling arnd and you started getting "ANGRY" for no reason. And when I asked QW, she said you were angry. So i left you alone. And now you've changed so much I don't even know who you are. Pls. Stop putting the blame on others. Reflect first. Yeah, though somehow maybe not replying may be my fault, but if you dare deny that your not at fault at all, then maybe you should go bang yourself on the wall. Why don't i say stop giving me so much trouble. Lets see how you'll feel."
Quoted from Isabella's blog.
"Fine. i admit it's part of my fault too.but i din even say that you gave me mood ok.and i din go around telling everyone its YOU.i jus explained what happened and tts all.i din even say its YOU la. i know you did reply.but in the end.you crushed and threw away.wats the point man. you've thinked i've changed and dun recognise me? I DUN CARE. jus look at YOURSELFdun tell me YOU din changed.its just that YOU dunno. even other pple think you've become weirder.i din even blame YOU la.right from the start.YOU jus THINK i'm blaming you.wa lao. somemore i wasn't ANGRY la.whats your problem?YOU ALWAYS misunderstand pple and jump to conclusions.YOU think by doing thatYOU get the answer?and i'm telling you.i admit it's also my fault.and even IF i dun admit it's my fault i wouldn't be so STUPID and RETARDEDto bang my head against the wall.and if YOU wanna think whatever way.suit YOURSELF.so THIS is YOUR answer eh?YOU jus think i'm angry.and think it isn't my fault.if YOU insist on thinking that way.i think YOU are STUPID.and i don't see why i should reflect on myself.YOU dun have to tell me what to do.YOU just have to tell YOURSELF.(: "
Everything quoted directly from Sandy's blog.
Seems like a quarrel between Sandy and Bella but i dunno how Lii was involved?
But whatever it was...it hurt her REAL bad lah.
No wonder she needed someone to talk to and and she was sobbing on the phone(ok..she called me) so that got me real concerned.
Damn...I'd be real pissed if i was the one mentioned in Sandy's statement...bloody backstabbers.
Sandy is MEAN....REAL MEAN!
I hope Lii's alright.
Remembered my saying on opinions??opinions are like backsides..everybody has one...nobody wants to hear it...only others stink.
so DONT listen to 'em :DD
Life Goes On..so live your life
'There's nothing stronger on this Earth than your will to live.'Jeremy 6:07PM
helirulz
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
'There's nothing stronger on this Earth than your will to live.'Jeremy 6:07PMThink abt it...when i desperate times of need, use this force within yourself.It will help you overcome anything...because nothing can overcome it.
Sheesh...thinking of life can really make you start to think real hard.
I was listening to some Jap. anime mp3 a few days ago and there was a beautiful song..'Open Up your Mind" from Gensomaden Saiyuki.
"Just when life could be so tough, you must be strong...just believe in in yourself and dont you feel...so open up you mind...and close your eyes...and take a look from the other side."
" just remember you are not alone..so dont u feel...even though you're miles away im by your side.So open up your mind...and close your eyes..I'll be there for you no matter where you are."
And a few days ago, i saw the Herbie car.WOW... it was so cool!!
The front bonnet was printed number 1 and the sides had red and blue stripes.
The driving wheel itself was also printed.
As Lii said....Alrick is really turning gay. ; )
I've told him many times Not to lift his leg up when playing ball cos it is SOO uncool...not to mention it's very girl(GAY?? :O)
And the way he laughs and then he tries to cover his mouth...EEEKK..the thought of it freaks me out!!
And if he does the two at one time, i really wanna puke!
And now Russell keeps telling me" go orchard on friday!!"and "play ball together"
Im like...-__-"......you know how to play ball meh??you said basketball sucks what?'
Oh yes..i seriously <3 to flame teachers :DD
And thank God for this SA2.
The papers are all quite easy till now ...dunno abt tomorrow(lit)
Lets hope i do well for lit as well as D&T...then ITS FREEDOM.
The week after is the PSLE marking week so my bro has no school for one whole week(i think?).
My parents are intending to go to Malaysia but i have school.
YES!!!*jump for joy*..THE WHOLE HOUSE TO MY OWN!
I wanna burn all my worksheets ..NOT the textbooks ;)..they're for my bro next year.
I'll miss all my childhood friends at houngang*sobs*
They're now all having their 'O' and 'N' levels this year so there gonna be very busy studying.
School has ended for all the Sec 4's so God knows what they're doing right now..LOL
I really have to thank them...they brought me up..teaching me many things.
We rollerblade(d) together many times. I remembered one time when i woke up and walked downstairs to get a drink...Nick was already sitting at the sofa..asking me "ready to rollerblade??"
We also set fire together...dunno how many rockets already.
Ahh shit...i have to study now.
helirulz